21 points

They might disturb my cat and that would not be nice.

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48 points

I want girlkisser to appear in my room instead UwU

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27 points

Oh, sure, you say that now, but when I do that it’s always β€œwhat are you doing in my room” and talking about break-ins and assault, smh

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11 points

Obviously you have to take me out on a date first

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7 points

I can do that!

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Does it have to be a good date? That could prove to be more difficult

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Gonna be making out around 3am.

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5 points

capitalists: PROFIT?

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