48 points

I want girlkisser to appear in my room instead UwU

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27 points

Oh, sure, you say that now, but when I do that it’s always β€œwhat are you doing in my room” and talking about break-ins and assault, smh

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11 points

Obviously you have to take me out on a date first

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7 points

I can do that!

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Does it have to be a good date? That could prove to be more difficult

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21 points

They might disturb my cat and that would not be nice.

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Gonna be making out around 3am.

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9 points

I’ll be awake on my fifth cup of coffee and over 24 hours awake. I’ll just assume it’s another hallucination from staying up and exhaustion and go back to my game.

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