42 points

Nope, Haskell was just a bad dream I had. It was just a dream, not real, that’s not real. I’m OK.

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21 points

There there, the monads can’t hurt you here

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15 points

Haskell is nice. This code style… not so much

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6 points

A distant voice:

Learn you a Haskell for great good

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32 points

If all your code isn’t on one line you aren’t a real programmer.

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2 points

I prefer to newline after every symbol for better readability

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2 points

I wonder if you could have it all on one column.

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28 points

python user 😔

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4 points

Let me explain…

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2 points

Imagine having to use {}; instead of

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26 points
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OP is clearly a python user incapable of understanding punctuation

Embrace the brace, you won’t be alone with a semi-colon(…e)

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22 points

Kernighan & Ritchie. This is the hill I choose to die on.

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6 points

The only correct answer

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