(yes I know it isn’t technically a thinkpad but let me have my stupid gay puns)
55 points
Coding web-based erotic visual novels starring anthropomorphized music genres
5 points
3 points
27 points
Use it as an excuse to wear the programming socks
24 points
Install a gameboy emulator and play pokemon on public transport with the volume up high
23 points
Spend 4 days configging it and then close it.
Seriously though you could throw Wireshark on it and learn about your network.
21 points
Porn NAS