(yes I know it isn’t technically a thinkpad but let me have my stupid gay puns)
7 points
Restructure global economic systems.
8 points
You could play a game of Global Thermonuclear War
24 points
Install a gameboy emulator and play pokemon on public transport with the volume up high
21 points
Porn NAS
23 points
Spend 4 days configging it and then close it.
Seriously though you could throw Wireshark on it and learn about your network.