115 points

“after some reflection” …subtle

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Yea but I guess “The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you.” is a little too on the nose.

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25 points

I was joking about the mirror in the photo

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67 points

omg, brisket

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19 points

🥺🥺🥺

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9 points

👉👈

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13 points

As per my legal obligation upon seeing a Guilty Gear reference:

THAT IS BULLSHIT!

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3 points

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

THAT IS BULLSHIT!

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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It seems pipedlinkbot has threatened a logic loop on me.

If I see a guilty gear reference, I post the youtube video, but it will respond with the piped link, which is itself a guilty gear reference, and therefor I must post the youtube video, and the cycle would repeat.

Why u do dis, pipedlinkbot?

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11 points

brisket!!!

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16 points

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37 points

Why font change?

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46 points

I think this is two screenshots pasted together. The second one is cropped in more so the text looks bigger.

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15 points

Three actually, there’s a seam in bridget’s photo too

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40 points

I think that’s just the tapered edge of a mirror

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23 points

they’re literally me

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6 points

You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You’re a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?

Regardless, definitely not me 🙃

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20 points

Explanation for the non-native?

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80 points

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

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12 points

what’s wrong with “super cool pic” lol

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41 points

It isn’t flirty, “super cool” sounds like she’s taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. “Hot” is a good start, or something like “wow”, or “omg” or any combination of 😍🥵😳💗🔥💦🍆 works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

The recovery was actually pretty good though, it’s funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, “In my defense I’ve heard people can’t make words good when they’re extremely horny, so please take that into account”.

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