102 points

Unsinkable II got me.

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38 points

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

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So what are y’all naming your boats if you had one?

Mine would be “Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.”

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18 points

Boaty McBoatface

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9 points

I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.

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18 points
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Nile and wave, buoys

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15 points

Boats McGoats

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5 points

Left Kidney

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5 points

Boatie

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4 points

Loaded Boatery

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2 points

Mine is named “Machine”.

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2 points

Amistad II

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29 points

Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter

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2 points

I chuckled

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27 points

Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?

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7 points

There’s a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don’t know what Huong did to deserve this.

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6 points

Pho sho.

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5 points

Pho sizzle

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4 points

Pho Cue

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2 points

Pho King

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