136 points

Is this what a closeted furry looks like?

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52 points

I asked my roomie who is into cutesy furry stuff. He grimaced and said that some thoughts are best left unshared.

Neither of us are very fond of the idea of human tails.

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13 points

Yeah but what are y’all’s fursonias. You could just be tailless furries.

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30 points

His fursona is some sort of alien avian raptor thing made out of nitrogen or something.

I don’t have one as I’m only in it for the porn.

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9 points

Is this what closeted looks like?

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91 points

If humans had tails would women get told they should wag their tails more?

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80 points

50/50 that or it gets sexualized and women are told to put it away

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25 points

Oh you’re totally right. Dudes walking around with a hairless opossum tail and woman have to wrap that shit around their leg and sit on it all day long…

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9 points

Or both at the same time. Why bother with consistency when there’s women to shame?

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4 points

Yep. Too much wag and you’re a pick me. Too little and you’re a prude.

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64 points

If humans had tails we’d have clothes to hide and possibly restrain them and it would somehow be rude to move it. It just fits the whole self loathing much of the western world had going on for the last few centuries.

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34 points

Japan famous for their outgoing and expressive culture

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9 points

And the middle east and their known long history of free expression.

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1 point

True. I was picturing puritanism and the strongly religious, but they certainly don’t have a monopoly on prudishness.

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25 points

Nah man, there would be some form of cultural disdain for types of tails. It would become another form of racism. Got your culture, looks, skin color, etc and at the end “tail type”. There would be whole sociocultural wars started over tail length. People would go around hiding their tails claiming fashion forward practices to fit in.

Politicians would claim bus seats with holes aren’t safe in order to put down the people who primarily use them. Activist groups would come out saying that pants with openings for tail comfort goes against the teachings of the Great Tailed God. Eventually there would be a change towards equality, though never justice. Beneath the false peace people would still be whispering and somehow those few with the “nicest” tails, born into fabulously-tailed families, would always have more privilege and often not understand how having a different tail can be an automatic disadvantage.

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There is probably a good reason we don’t - it evolved out because we seem to be benefited by hiding our emotions

Though the causal link might be the other way around - if we were better with dealing with expressed emotion we could have kept the tail

Could probably look at the taxonomy to see when we lost it and what happened to our tailed brethren

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13 points

Other apes lost their tail as well, but they don’t hide their emotions.

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2 points

Do you have a source for that?

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13 points

Or it has little to do with emotions at all and more to do with physical changes based on environment.

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True, prehensile tails are super useful for swinging around in trees

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6 points

I don’t see why we wouldn’t be able to control our tails, just as much as we can control our facial expressions.

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45 points

I like that the last part is not a question

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The longing for a tail comes from the fact we used to have them and we wish to have them back.

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27 points

I can get behind this. This is the only time evo psych is real.

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39 points

Broke: Penis envy

Woke: Tail envy

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