31 points
We all know they want the big D, all these “hunting” are just for show.
19 points
I crave the sweet forbidden love of the Sasquatch, there is no substitute.
11 points
7 points
3 points
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25 points
His names bigfoot not bigdick
12 points
Know what they say about guys with big hands, feet and dicks right?
They’re sasquatch…
3 points
22 points
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I was joking with my sister that maybe those super experienced outdoorsmen who encountered bigfoot, whom I’ve noticed are almost always older gentlemen, were just too embarrassed to say they were getting too old to continue doing woodsy stuff, so they instead say they saw Bigfoot and it scared them from going into the woods.
5 points
12 points
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Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn’t have a big enough dick to be threatening.
6 points
12 points
