119 points

Ok now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.

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They were wrestling. Go back to bed.

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114 points

Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates

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41 points

They do it just for fun! Gross.

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56 points

Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…

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too late

Too late

Too Late

TOO LATE

There are way, way more β€œcentipede monster girl” image results… DuckDuckGo/Google

Caterpillar girls are fine though.

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25 points

Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!

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6 points

I draw the line at 8 legs.

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5 points

Those are clearly millipedes

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3 points

Thanks, I hate it

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2 points

Centipedussy.

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2 points

The head tail goes hard

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That top one is from momodora right?

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30 points

Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.

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22 points

Don’t humanize centipedes

I’M DOING MY PART!

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Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…

Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!

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And three movies that never should have been made.

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Gonna put put my dick in a centipede

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28 points

When two centipedes love each other are both really hungry…

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A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the β€œcentipedes” you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been β€œfucking”, or at least the millipede equivalent of it.

Additionally, it appears that this β€œfact” is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it’s certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AMillipede_centipede_side-by-side.png

Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.

I’m not surprised in the least that at a minimum it’s more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I’ve learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!

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millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary

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Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.

Source: made it up, but it seems logical. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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They could have been fighting. Maybe there was a lack of available food or fluid.

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maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking

EDIT: I just realized this is Zizeks perfect romance as described by him

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The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a β€œpervert” and a β€œfreak” and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.

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50 points

Have you tried growing 98 more legs first?

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Or at least 28 more

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7 points

97

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I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.

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You need to dress it up as geocaching.

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Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?

β€œMmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity, obviously from a low-quality male. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky… clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring.”

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I’m upset no ones chimed in with a really technical breakdown and linked some studies

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I am tempted to research it but I don’t want to be on another list

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So, this is off topic, but it’s so wild I had to include it:

https://theinsectory.com.au/centipede-care-guide/

Sexing centipedes is no easy task, most species cant be sexed at all visually. Try to avoid sexing them if you have no intention of breeding, as risks far outweigh rewards and you could easily kill your centipede as well as causing a lot of unneeded stress.

To sex your centipedes (make sure you’re comfortable, as this is a very risky procedure). Put the centipede in a glass or plastic jar with a small hole in the lid, start filling the jar with water until its full. Keep an eye on it, once your centipede becomes unconscious remove it from the water and place on some paper towel. The sex organs are found in the last segment, apply slight pressure to the second last segment and they should pop out. Take some high quality pics and compare them to pics available online. You can also knock them out with CO2 gas.

I’m running out of time to find real husbandry, but I imagine it’s a rather hands-off affair

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Centipedes are all perfect beings and need no selection

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6 points

Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant

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77 points

The DoorDash approach to sexual reproduction. Fantastic.

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Oh boy, the jar arrived!

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And a complementary turkey baster, too!

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67 points

have you seen a centipede? completely unfuckable

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…unless you are a leg man…

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9 points

Now im imagining a centipede sticking out fifty pantyhosed legs from around the corner while catcalling its mark.

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This sounds like a Far Side panel.

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Woah there buddy, please don’t fetish shame.

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