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TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there’s cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:
Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose
Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose
Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose
Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose
Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose
That’s a lot of lactose in human milk! You’re gonna have a bad time if you’re lactose intolerant!
I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.
…we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.
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