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TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there’s cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:

Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose

Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose

Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose

Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose

Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose

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35 points

Thanks, I hate it.

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27 points

That’s a lot of lactose in human milk! You’re gonna have a bad time if you’re lactose intolerant!

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31 points

I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.

…we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.

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3 points

rat milk

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10 points

It’s mommy milk, people are having a great time regardless of lactose intolerance

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24 points

when trying to persuade people into joining the fediverse/lemmy ill show them this post and comment first

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8 points

Whoa whoa %1 protein? And babies develop using that? Nah man something’s wrong with that.

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5 points

Sooo… Which is better for bulking (protein per calorie)? Rat or rabbit?

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1 point

You forgot donkey milk which is most similar to human milk, how could you remember rat, rabbit and dog milk that tastes like trash and forget donkey milk smh 😞

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36 points

I can’t eat even if you pay me in exposure…

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29 points
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I cannot neglect that voluptuous body.

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47 points

Only after you get fed ofc

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11 points

Sauce?

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19 points
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Senukin uploads directly to Mangadex. This comic is called The Raise and is 5 pgs

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22 points

Paid with a onlyfans subscription. Times are tough

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workplace sexual harassment

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