In this world it’s pet or be petted.
Sure I’ll cuddle furries and give them kisses on their head
humans are an animal species, so technically everyone is treated like an animal already.
as a vegan, this checks out for me
DAE FOR EVERY LE ANIMAL YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BAZINGA WILL EAT TWO
They’ll use anything from caveman LARPing to “law of the jungle” biotruths that don’t really apply to DoorDash sent to their door to false equivalencies about how plants can feel pain to somehow justify their dae le epic bacon treats. If none of that works, the mask sometimes comes off and they try to sound tough and cool and subversive by triggering the le annoying vegans with their vivid announcements of enjoying cruelty
But what about the vitamins!!! (my diet has many deficiencies too but those don’t matter because meat)
