Animals are sweet, beautiful creatures. Furries are weird and should keep it in the bedroom.
Drug addicted smiley man should grow a pair - like literally, he has air for a crotch.
Like a dog with rabbies…
So, just pretend they’re not there when I masturbate?
DAE FOR EVERY LE ANIMAL YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BAZINGA WILL EAT TWO
They’ll use anything from caveman LARPing to “law of the jungle” biotruths that don’t really apply to DoorDash sent to their door to false equivalencies about how plants can feel pain to somehow justify their dae le epic bacon treats. If none of that works, the mask sometimes comes off and they try to sound tough and cool and subversive by triggering the le annoying vegans with their vivid announcements of enjoying cruelty
But what about the vitamins!!! (my diet has many deficiencies too but those don’t matter because meat)
