“oink oink, I’m a Fascist pig” -Harry Potter

Fuck you harry potter if you won’t take the blunt I’ll hit it

This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.

Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.

Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh