159 points
The golden snitch.
133 points
Of course that kid grew up to be a cop
86 points
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74 points
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I too prefer it when masters of the Dark Arts rule the city through terror.
107 points
Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say “yes thank you” because drugs are expensive.
65 points
Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters’ actions that didn’t align with her “don’t-rock-the-boat” neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.
28 points
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9 points
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45 points
This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.
13 points
