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Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao

Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.

There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!

That’s how you know the map is fake.

Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea

America took viagra.

It’s actually mirrored Norway

Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.

Can’t you read a map?

Like roaches, really hard to kill.

They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.

Because this is a shitpost and not at all based on reality unless giant chunks of the land get carved away in this specific shape, through mountains and deserts.

America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.

Little known fact, Florida floats

It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.

Venice, North Dakota

2nd Italy would be really nice about right now, ya know?

And of those, only 5% know what the mediterranean sea looks like