Anon awakens an ancient evil

“I’m going to teach your women to read, and encourage your children to go into a different profession than their fathers’!”

Make women show their ankles in public next

Lewd.
Where?
Which evil specifically & where can I find it??

Noses don’t have ankles, stupid.

Depends on the religion, I guess.

This could be an anime

Those are, on average, still consisted extreme political beliefs, so a war is inevitable - choose your side.

“…and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o’clock.”

Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?

Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs…

It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic

Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness

I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

You ever heard of “belly-button shots”? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.

What, haven’t you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together

These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go

Call of cthulhu - Nanowar Of Steel

It just sounds like what you wrotr

It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

How about every country’s president/prime minister/king/etc?

I’ll drive all humanity insane!
How does the insanity manifest?
They’ll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."

Missed the follow-up post to this from tumblr

“ancient evils” are usually things like blasphemy, insubordination or having intrinsic self-worth.

Ancient evils are actually pretty moderate. Anyone down to open The Gate? Yog’Sothoth seems chill and would love the internet.

Yog’Sothoth stared into 4chan, and 4chan stared back. And Yog’Sothoth noped right on outta there.

If thou gaze long into an anus, the anus will also gaze into thee.

Yog’Sothoth does his dark bidding on the internet.

There’s no better place for it. Imagine still needing to supply robes and flesh-bound books.

I could see it either way. The competing visions for ancient evil: Murdering children for asking questions, or the existence of unmarried women.

Yes, just like human countries - on average about that, but also produced on massive country/continent/empire scales.

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