edit: Don’t do this. Embrace modernity and don’t pollute the soil.

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I’m sure there will be people that take this seriously lol, PSA to others don’t do this. It fucks up the land and nearby water sources as it spreads out. In the US you can be forced to replace the contaminated soil

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edited.

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I just drink mine before pissing in the gravel hole.

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Damn it I came here to also make a oil drinking joke lmao

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When I was a yout, they had trucks with a huge tank and a sprayer on the back. The truck would drive all the country roads spraying the dirt with waste oils. This was done to keep the dust down. Smelled terrible. Miles and miles of dirt roads that ran all around by rivers and lakes.

It is crazy to think about that now.

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What is a “yout”?

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youth

edit: I did not recognize the reference 🫠

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I assure you they still do that, source: my dad still lived on a back country road that they regularly tarred until they finally paved it about two or three years ago. When I lived there I hated when they did it because I had a white car and didn’t want all the oil on it since it was so hard to wash off and I had to go to the car wash every time I left the house

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I was reading about one where the oil was contaminated with some truly terrible shit, dioxin maybe? Several people died. They turned that whole area into a Superfund site.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Beach,_Missouri

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Sounds like chipcoat. The “tar” is bitumen, not waste oil – basically asphalt minus the crushed rock aggregate.

It’s messy as hell but no more toxic than regular asphalt.

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They still do that on sites with dirt tracks that get dusty. Only, they spray with water.

It’s pretty shitty and foul smelling water, mind.

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Calcium chloride I bet

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Many moons ago, my family went to a cottage every summer where they would oil the roads to keep them from wearing. I’m not sure what it was exactly but it was for sure a petroleum product by the smell.

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I’m sure you know this, but that’s exactly how a town got turned in to a EPA superfund site due to Dioxin contamination, because of a fuck up over chain of command for waste oil from the creation of napalm or pesticides(IIRC?). The guy running the spraying business didn’t know, which I can believe, but the company that paid for him to dispose of it should’ve informed him.

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I forget the name, but it’s (one of the towns?) is by STL in Missouri…

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There are still places which basically make rural roads like this. They spray down a layer of heavy oil and then scatter small rock chips and recycled asphalt on top of of the sticky layer to make a roadway. Obviously it’s not suitable for heavy use, but it’s way faster than actually paving the surface.

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Chip sealing! I know the process as they still do this for neighborhood streets around here. The oil is more like a tar and solidifies as it cools thus ‘gluing’ the chips to the older road surface. Sort of a stopgap before having to repave completely. I don’t think this is done on dirt surfaces as it doesn’t seem workable.

This process is pretty different than what I described originally. The dirt roads only hold those oils for a relatively short period.

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11 points

The solution to pollution is dilution

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I was told the solution to pollution is to ship it to Asia so the poors there have something to root around in for treasures.

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Why ship it across the world when you can buy government regulators at half the price and then dump your waste right into the river?

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pours water over soil

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This really was the advice given till the 90’s or so.

My dad use to have a hole filled with cat litter to pour oil as that was the recommendation.

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I think your dad was behind the times. Mine collected and disposed of the oil properly at a waste station

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5 points

God damned roofers spilled gas on my lawn. I had to dig down almost a foot to get rid of the contaminated soil.

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98 points

Put oil back where it belongs, in the ground!

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So it can be extracted again. True carbon neutrality.

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27 points

The circle of life

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And life’s a jerk

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Digging is way too much effort when you can just push it into the nearest pond.

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32 points

Just don’t forget to take the battery out so it can be safely disposed of in the ocean.

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Absolutely. You never know when you might need an old car battery for torture.

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It’s Perfectly Safe and Legal!

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4 points

And breathing lead.

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3 points

And eating lead paint!

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That’s why you bury a bunch of cars halfway and tell all the neighbors it’s “art”.

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12 points

I remember that 1970 shitty cartoon “Barbapapa”, which proposed burying all kinds of waste as a solution.

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Out of sight, out of mind

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6 points

This is not a meme. Apparently this is a difficult concept.

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With the !lemmyshitpost community shut down for now, non-memes are struggling to find a home

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Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Whoa, I didn’t think you were telling the truth, why’d it shut down?

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Child porn. There’s an official statement from the folks running lemmy.world explaining it. I really wish I was joking, but there were a couple of suuuuuuuper inappropriate posts, even for shit posting standards. I came across one and reported it. It was a porn gif and at the end, there was a text card saying the person in the gif is a child. Fucking pedos ruining shit for everyone else, they should make like a leaf and hang from a tree

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