edit: Don’t do this. Embrace modernity and don’t pollute the soil.

233 points

I’m sure there will be people that take this seriously lol, PSA to others don’t do this. It fucks up the land and nearby water sources as it spreads out. In the US you can be forced to replace the contaminated soil

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80 points

I just drink mine before pissing in the gravel hole.

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Damn it I came here to also make a oil drinking joke lmao

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When I was a yout, they had trucks with a huge tank and a sprayer on the back. The truck would drive all the country roads spraying the dirt with waste oils. This was done to keep the dust down. Smelled terrible. Miles and miles of dirt roads that ran all around by rivers and lakes.

It is crazy to think about that now.

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I’m sure you know this, but that’s exactly how a town got turned in to a EPA superfund site due to Dioxin contamination, because of a fuck up over chain of command for waste oil from the creation of napalm or pesticides(IIRC?). The guy running the spraying business didn’t know, which I can believe, but the company that paid for him to dispose of it should’ve informed him.

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I forget the name, but it’s (one of the towns?) is by STL in Missouri…

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I assure you they still do that, source: my dad still lived on a back country road that they regularly tarred until they finally paved it about two or three years ago. When I lived there I hated when they did it because I had a white car and didn’t want all the oil on it since it was so hard to wash off and I had to go to the car wash every time I left the house

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I was reading about one where the oil was contaminated with some truly terrible shit, dioxin maybe? Several people died. They turned that whole area into a Superfund site.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Beach,_Missouri

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Sounds like chipcoat. The “tar” is bitumen, not waste oil – basically asphalt minus the crushed rock aggregate.

It’s messy as hell but no more toxic than regular asphalt.

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There are still places which basically make rural roads like this. They spray down a layer of heavy oil and then scatter small rock chips and recycled asphalt on top of of the sticky layer to make a roadway. Obviously it’s not suitable for heavy use, but it’s way faster than actually paving the surface.

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Chip sealing! I know the process as they still do this for neighborhood streets around here. The oil is more like a tar and solidifies as it cools thus ‘gluing’ the chips to the older road surface. Sort of a stopgap before having to repave completely. I don’t think this is done on dirt surfaces as it doesn’t seem workable.

This process is pretty different than what I described originally. The dirt roads only hold those oils for a relatively short period.

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They still do that on sites with dirt tracks that get dusty. Only, they spray with water.

It’s pretty shitty and foul smelling water, mind.

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6 points

Calcium chloride I bet

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Many moons ago, my family went to a cottage every summer where they would oil the roads to keep them from wearing. I’m not sure what it was exactly but it was for sure a petroleum product by the smell.

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5 points

What is a “yout”?

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youth

edit: I did not recognize the reference 🫠

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11 points

The solution to pollution is dilution

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I was told the solution to pollution is to ship it to Asia so the poors there have something to root around in for treasures.

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Why ship it across the world when you can buy government regulators at half the price and then dump your waste right into the river?

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5 points

pours water over soil

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This really was the advice given till the 90’s or so.

My dad use to have a hole filled with cat litter to pour oil as that was the recommendation.

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I think your dad was behind the times. Mine collected and disposed of the oil properly at a waste station

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5 points

God damned roofers spilled gas on my lawn. I had to dig down almost a foot to get rid of the contaminated soil.

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4 points

edited.

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124 points

Boomers: Why don’t you kids go outside and play. When I was your age we played in the dirt for hours at a time.

Also boomers:

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30 points

Boomers: Kids these days think they can get through life by taking shortcuts

Also boomers:

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I’ve had boers tell me that as kids they would pick up balls of tar from the street and chew it like gum

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98 points

Put oil back where it belongs, in the ground!

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85 points

So it can be extracted again. True carbon neutrality.

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27 points

The circle of life

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5 points

And life’s a jerk

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I mod !soilscience@slrpnk.net

I will mail you one of those jack in the boxes with boxing glove in it if you do this.

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25 points

But the bone juice come out the dirt make out of holes why not bone juice back into ground for more juice later?

Recycle bone juice to dirt?

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Bone juice kills the green things and the moving things. There is a reason they aren’t making more bone juice. All moving things that had it have died.

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Ah! AHHH! GRUG FIND SMART SCIENCE NOT THINK! Green thing not have bone and it die too? How green thing die if no bone?

Uno, atheists.

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12 points

Do I have to prove that I do it, or can you just mail one to me?

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15 points

Shipped.

3-5 business days.

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6 points

Your punctuality disturbs me.

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10 points

Subscribed.

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4 points

Amazing! Hope to see you arounf

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67 points

Tradition is to save it and use it as a wood oil so the wood will not decay after some time on the rain. Absorbs really good, doesn’t stink or stick…

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Yeah, but there’s stuff for that that doesn’t give you eleven different cancers.

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51 points

Ah yes, to get cancer is also very traditional, forgot to say that.

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10 points

Most of those are also pretty nasty chemicals

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There’s a lot of plant based oils you can use, without additives, that give excellent weather protection. Choice of wood is also a huge factor.

Tbh I’d rather replace my fence every five years than cake it in used motor oil.

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I’m pretty sure all of it will give you cancer.

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Was about to mention that. But you forget to mention the half-and-half mix of oil and diesel to prevent wood rot and insects.

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If you got a very thick oil, yeah a mix of diesel and oil is good so it would lose on viscosity and would be easier to get it on and into the wood. But today’s engine oils are not really that thick and can be used without any mixing with oil of lesser viscosity such as diesel. Nowadays you can find those very thick oils mostly in tanks (military vehicles) and big machines not your everyday family car.

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I mentioned that in particular because the house I’m living has beams that were treated with that mix when it was built, back in the 40’s. And the neither rots nor gets infested. But the added fire damage is there.

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Mixed 50/50 with diesel is what I’m using as fence stain/sealer.

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So you’re saying I have to take up an entirely new hobby I have no interest in just to dispose of my used engine oil?

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2 points

Or just bring it to Walmart.

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Can also be sprayed on your undercarriage to repel road salt & water during the winter and prevent rust, though it’s not legal in every state.

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