23 points

Homophobes have big “Stop having fun!” Energy.

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14 points

There are 3 types of people in this world when it comes to gender and sexual identity

Homophobes(and other equivalents)

People in the LGBT community

Straight people

Homophobes are literally gay people in denial! Straight people would just go on with their day

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8 points

Can confirm, I’m straight and I don’t give a shit who other people are interested in

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20 points

Can we really stop with the “homophobes are gay in denial”

Yes, there’s an amount of self hating gays out there, but to say every homophobe out there is gay is fucking stupid

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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/

Homophobic men were more aroused than straight men when shown gay porn.

It doesn’t mean all homophobes are gay (even straight men were turned on by gay porn) but it does beg the question: why do homophobes get a bigger boner over gay porn than straight men?

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7 points

Literally. If “homosexual = gay” and “gay = (dated) happy, joyful, and lively,” then homophobes saying “Stop being gay” can be understood as “Stop having fun.”

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19 points

i don’t know if the thrust of the original original post was meant to be homophobic, or racist, or both.

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1 point

Tee hee, you said “thrust.”

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8 points
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It’s twitter, so who knows: it might even be ironic.

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6 points

What you’re referring to as “Twitter” is achtually “X, the service formerly known as Twitter” 🤓

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6 points

The URL still says ‘twitter’.

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6 points

Well, the answer is definitely sexist. So we have all three in one meme.

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They can still frot. Also, the prongs on one of the plugs has holes that could be penetrated by at least 1 prong on the other plug.

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27 points

Clearly forgetting the poop-hole-loophole

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9 points

“Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus!”

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1 point

Oh hi, ThatWeirdGirl1001, how are you?

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2 points

Fuck yeah, Jesus ignores assess just because!

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39 points

So this person thinks too dudes bang by smashing their dicks into each other full force? At least now I see why they might be a little concerned lol

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15 points

So how do homosexuals know which man’s penis will open to accept the other man’s penis?

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10 points

You know how male animals like cows and moose will fight by ramming into each other, and the winner is the one that pushes the other one back? I’m picturing that, with the same serious faces, but it’s penis heads that make contact.

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2 points

You see, there is this thing called the urethra…

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Docking (dick in foreskin) and frotting (rubbing dicks together) are things. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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