301 points

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

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So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.

“Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years

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I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

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It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

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I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.

A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

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Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???

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… I mean… I did 🤷

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I couldn’t help myself🤷‍♂️

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1 point

I was there.

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41 points

“Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”

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22 points

Luckily it preceded the beans

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The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.

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“Which is now on day 225”

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Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.

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So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…

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Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!

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Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean’

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Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!

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Bean gang

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This feels like early days of the internet and I’m all for it.

Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol

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Hm, I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

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7 points

I’m struggling not to do it. But I’m old and wrinkly.

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4 points

Do it, coward

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I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.

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236 points

Can’t wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

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120 points

Can’t forget the same dumb title that’s usually something like “Do older guys even like 18 year old?”

Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

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49 points

“Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren’t that great, what do you guys think?”

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90 points

“I’m so shy” whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

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Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it’s this “I’m a waste of space, I’m just an inconvenience to everyone”, type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; “Mmhmm. Yeah.”

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18 points

Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

what’s karma?

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21 points

Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.

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67 points

Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”

No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.

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28 points

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

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6 points

I’m guessing those are automated posts with titles from a list

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Actually I might.

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So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL

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20 points

Yep, just don’t subscribe to it or purchase it. E-whores are going to E-whore. Just avoid it.

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19 points

Nothing wrong with them making money. If people wanna pay for it, good for them.

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2 points

That’s how you know you’ve made it 🥲

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166 points

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

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39 points

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

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Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It’s really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.

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I can’t agree more.

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149 points

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

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It’s pretty easy. Just don’t go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we’ll get a way to subscribe to block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

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NSFW communities don’t show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communities to search for your specific interests.

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I think you have to be signed in to see the NSFW stuff. Clicking the link above will take you to the instance site, logging you out. I think you need to search the instance url in Lemmy to go there from your instance?

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5 points

Um, how’d you get that interrobang?

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16 points

I partially get the reason for hiding NSFW content behind a sign up but at the same because it’s not stated anywhere, for a newcomer it looks like the instance may just be without content.

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9 points

On a completely unrelated point, how can I browse/list all the communities on a separate iinstance from the one I’ve subscribed to?

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Check out browse.feddit.de, by default it lists everything, but there’s a menu where you can select just which instances you want to see.

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56 points

Maybe don’t go to https://pornlemmy.com it’s a silly place.

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It seems it’s not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn’t find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn’t

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That must be a weird glitch everywhere right now. I can search for something but not find it, though I know it exists, but as soon as I post the link, then click the link twice (i.e. click the link, go back and click it again), the community shows up. Has happened twice for me. Is search just broken/ not working?

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11 points

It’s absolutely disgusting subscribes

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10 points

I’m subscribing just to report the content for nudity

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Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after the banned porn.

Don’t ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

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That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr’s fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn’t shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that’s the issue we’re going to have, here, and I’m not sure if the “some guy running an instance for the fuck of it” model is prepared for it.

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The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn’t shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

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Law enforcement would probably shut down such instances faster than the rest of Lemmy could collectively defederate them.

Hosting such stuff on the clear web is basically asking for a joint FBI, NCA and other major law enforcement agency raid on your premises.

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Not quite how it happened.

Yahoo banned porn on Tumblr because Apple found a CSAM image on their platform, banned their app from the App Store, then as a condition for unbanning the Tumblr app, issued them an ultimatum to outright ban pornographic content. I originally thought that Yahoo’s justification was an excuse they used because they couldn’t be bothered to invest the resources needed to purge illegal content from their platform, but apparently Discord have been hit with similarly puritanical demands from Apple and Google, who basically have a monopoly on what apps go on your smartphone,

Nevertheless, Tumblr’s porn exodus is the core reason why Yahoo sold the platform to Automattic for pennies compared to how much they originally acquired Tumblr for. It even sparked a renaissance of lewd artists flocking to Newgrounds - a site that was originally on its knees due to the death of Flash animations and browser gaming.

It’s also worth noting that Automattic have since partially dialed-back the ban. Nudity is allowed on Tumblr again, but graphic sexual content isn’t. Obviously they did this in direct response to Elon Musk enshittifying Twitter. Another reason I think Tumblr is living on is because it was known for three things: porn, niche fandoms and social justice warriors. Musk has notably burned bridges with any Twitter users who oppose hate speech.

God forbid if Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai find out there’s porn on Reddit…

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Do you have a source on that? It doesn’t smell right. Every platform (All of them. Every single one. No exceptions) that allows user-submitted images/videos has an issue that some of that content is illegal. CSAM is the most obvious, but not the only one. What made Tumblr different from the 20 million+ instances on Facebook? Source1, Source2 At the time, scrolling through r/All for just a few minutes was nearly certain to show something pornographic, although not CSAM.

The story I heard (admittedly, I’m having trouble finding a source at the moment) is that Tumblr’s tools to remove CSAM weren’t good enough. While they would remove the offending image when it was reported, they did not delete the connections to other users/groups. Which meant it was easy to find more, even after some had been removed. In turn, that meant that it quickly became the platform of choice for anyone uploading this stuff, creating a higher volume and ratio of illegal content.

While I know Apple has long been anti-porn, it seems unlikely that they would take such an arbitrary hard line while ignoring countless others.

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“I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called ‘Bring Back the Porn’”

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Do we have a scrubs community yet somewhere?

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When I browse “all” on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit’s r/all was so much better when nudity wasn’t purged from it.

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Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there’s a tit. It wa perfect.

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The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?

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Can I 100 % ban all porn from my feed? I feel like people aren’t obligated to flag their porn stuff so how can it be filtered?

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Probably not yet. Hopefully better tagging and filtering features could be implemented in the future, right now the devs are understandably busy with performance optimization however. Third party apps might be able to filter better client-side, too. Blocking entire instances for example (like lemmynsfw.com).

If you want porn gone from your All feed right now you have to manually block subs that allow it. It is possible, but will be tedious. You can turn off NSFW completely on your profile, but that also filters out non-porn NSFW posts of course.

Edit: your Home feed will be clean as long as you don’t subscribe to any subs that allow porn. But that doesn’t give you the chance to find new subs like on All.

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Yeah, it’s difficult to scroll Lemmy on the bus to work because of all the boobs. I still want NSFW posts, just not necessarily boobs.

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30 points

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

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12 points

Grab your dick and double click

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what video 👀

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This one, from like 20 years ago. :)

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Please do!

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One of my required classes in college had a day where the professor just talked about all the times porn determined the newest media distribution standards.

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What was the class?

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Coomer 101

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17 points

I came here to laugh, and masturbate

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Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.

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I will die on the hill that blu-ray won over HD-DVD purely because the PS3 could play blu-ray and the Xbox 360 couldn’t play either. Blu-ray players were crazy expensive when the PS3 came out, to the point that the PS3 was the cheapest blu-ray player when it came out.

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I don’t think he was saying porn was the cause though, was he? If HDDVD had won, it still would have gotten porn on it as a demonstration of its victory.

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Probably helped, but it definitely got accepted at a quicker rate because of porn.

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I could’ve sworn HD-DVD had more porn studios backing it. But it was also the time when professional commercial porn was dying as a business.

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Also early home video recording equipment! (The precursors to which were developed by the military.)

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I’m not sure that’s a valid comparison. Tumblr was overwhelmingly porn, which was its biggest selling point. The only thing dumber was when OnlyFans tried to ban hardcore porn (Fortunately, I guess, they saw the light pretty quick and relented)

While Reddit always had porn, it was never the primary draw.

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While Reddit always had porn, it was never the primary draw.

Porn is to internet communities what a natural water source is to human settlements.

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.


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-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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