Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone
Imagine meeting the love of your life
and then finding out they talk on the phone
Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this
Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…
God I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.
My voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.
Didn’t expect to see memes making fun of mental illnesses on Lemmy
Bro. You almost gave me a heart attack for a second there, making me think I somehow posted something VERY different.
Plot twist: Dude is actually talking to the top of his phone, not the bottom.
Nerds might catch this joke a little quicker…
I didn’t realize I had a mental illness. I just booked an appointment with a psychiatrist. Thank you kind stranger. /s
Man bun and v-neck weren’t helping the case.
Damn. Are the cishets still going on about gatekeeping man buns and v-necks? I thought that tiresome rhetoric died off around 2010.
We’re still calling everything gatekeeping? Surprised you didn’t call them a grifter
I like man buns! You better let me braid it once in a while though, while in an ADHD fuelled craze. V-necks though… never cared for the style, but you do you?
Could be worse, they could speak into the part you stick to your ear
The clever part is that most phones do have a microphone at the top nearby the earpiece. The stupid part is that that mic is for noise canceling the ambient noise. So the phone is hearing them, but the person at the other end of the line is getting a distorted and full of artifacts voice that is barely comprehensible.
