Thanks for ruining butt plugs for m… my friend… 👀
He might be an attorney, but it isn’t certain, but instead estimated to be one.
“I dunno, homeboy just started yelling at me that he was gonna sue and using all this… this fuckin’ post hoc and calling me ipso fatso. I’d estimate he’s probably a lawyer. Anyway, I was like ‘habeas corpus, well maybe it’s Morpheus and take your butt-plug bullet with ya!’ You wanna get an MRI? Empty your prison pouch!”
Hank Hill lookin body…
I can’t fathom trusting anyone besides a medical professional enough to leave any sort of “black box” foreign item inside me while having an MRI.
I wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.
It’s a buttplug… Vibrating isn’t much of a warning, and it’s hard to be reasonable when you’re about to cum.
