Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life
If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.
Itβs an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.
Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.
Socially acceptable, How about this song from the classy 1920s:
"Oh I got nipples on my titties the size of my thumb
I got sumthinβ between my legs thatβll make a man cum"
I donβt remember the last rest of the lyrics but damn what a banger
The magnificent Lucille Bogan
And hereβs another great one of hers
or my girls pussy
If my employer questioned my call out, my next call would be the union rep.
Depends on your social circles I guess.
Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and itβs acceptable.
My friends and family say this kind of shit all the time, Iβm sorry your life is without humor.
