Just sit down
Yeah like you have your dishes in there and stuff, just piss on the floor and mop it later
And it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu
What if you let it mellow instead? Wouldn’t be so wasteful then huh? What now sink pisser??
My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I’ve seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can’t be the only one.
Pissper
Bottom right, when pissing at night
“You sound like a diabetic race horse pissing on a flat rock!” - My mom
Sounds like Foghorn Leghorn has been party to some “frying” himself, if you know what I mean…