82 points

Just sit down

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44 points

Just piss in the sink. There’s no water to hit in there.

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22 points

baby that’s nasty.

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Yeah like you have your dishes in there and stuff, just piss on the floor and mop it later

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4 points

Wait no I wanna hear them out

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5 points

And it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu

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3 points

What if you let it mellow instead? Wouldn’t be so wasteful then huh? What now sink pisser??

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31 points

Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing

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2 points

Hanging IN the water? Dude, how long is your schlong?

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2 points

but then i have to clean my roommate’s ass-grease off the seat

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My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I’ve seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can’t be the only one.

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28 points

Do you shit standing up?

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1 point

Do you have any understanding of male anatomy?

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17 points

Pissper

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7 points

Who are you the piss poet

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11 points

Bottom right, when pissing at night

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10 points

When the sun hits brink, piss in the sink.

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“You sound like a diabetic race horse pissing on a flat rock!” - My mom

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8 points

Sounds like Foghorn Leghorn has been party to some “frying” himself, if you know what I mean…

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