118 points
I straight up thought this were a screenshot of an unshaded game or something
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39 points
Yeah, but make it strobe so their eyes can’t adjust fast enough.
21 points
The strobe should be subtle, just to fuck with everyone. Like 25 Hz or something.
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I don’t think it matters. At that brightness at that distance it could have the potential to do permanent damage
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I cast “Fuck everything in that general direction”!
30 points
This is a good strategy. A solar flare will also interrupt their radio communications and they will be unable to call for backup.
20 points
Great defense from the lifted trucks with improperly aligned LEDs