18 points

This is your daily reminder that Quora pays users to write shitting questions/answers that drive engagement

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38 points

Well???

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15 points

Then she’s likely to be less than pleased with the whole situation.

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37 points

Search for Christian baby on there. You’re welcome in advance.

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4 points

Hah. Jesus fucking Christ…

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4 points

No no, I think selfcest wouldn’t work to create a truly Christian baby…

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62 points

What in the what

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8 points

Bruh was the search query just Christian baby? Can’t use quora without an account it seems.

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13 points

Yes, searching google for Quora gave me this screen which let me put in a search without logging in

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18 points

How do you even renounce atheism?

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20 points

The same way you declare bankruptcy, by screaming it loudly

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15 points

Get a lobotomy? 🤷

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7 points

lmao that second one. oops, dont know how this christian baby ended up in my hand, better pitch it anyway

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6 points

There’s no such thing as a Christian baby. Many babies don’t even believe in their hands yet, let alone some lies about what happened in the past and what happens after death.

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44 points

The third one down almost certainly intentionally has the numbers 14 and 88 as a reference to a nazi dog whistle.

I can’t decide if this makes it more likely to be satire or less.

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6 points

What do those numbers mean? I think I heard this 88 pop up over some mickey mouse game but didn’t think much about it.

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10 points

Damn. So many checkmates. How can atheism recover from this?

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2 points

I simply yeet the baby and yell “HAIL SATAN!!” as this is what the Church of Atheism taught me to do.

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2 points

This feels like it’s written by the same person

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12 points

It’s way too early to read this kind of shit.

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4 points

Start cosplaying as a Fallout ghoul.

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