Turns out the poison was a placebo.

I guess Dew and weed killer taste similar. 😶

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21 points

Mountain Dew was made to cover up the flavor of low quality moonshine.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it could hide Round Up.

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11 points

that’s like trying to poison somebody by blowing cigarette smoke in their face. like yeah, eventually it will kill them but come on

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18 points

Didn’t that one guy say, you can drink a quart of it and it won’t hurt you?

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28 points

Yes but that one guy is an idiot as people have died from drinking less than a quart. https://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewherper/2015/03/27/no-its-not-safe-to-drink-weed-killer-on-camera-but-who-cares/

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But he very famously said he wasn’t an idiot, and that’s why he refused to drink any on camera when the interviewer told him they had some.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWM_PgnoAtA

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13 points

Roundup is not entirely safe for humans.

It’s just the damages that it caused typically take several years to build up and accumulate, and the most likely things that will happen is it will cause endocrine disorders hormone disorders and greatly increase your risk for multiple types of cancer.

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4 points

You can always tell they’re insane just by their eyes

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3 points

Shit, and my ex just divorced me!

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