I like the cut of your jib. Those fascists will smell me cumin from a mile away

Food Not Bombs has a cookbook with a similar style of “protest food” recipes.

You gotta do Brunswick Stew for protests. Then people can just chuck the roadkill they find along the way to the protest in the pot as they arrive.

Season that baby with some motor oil & pepper spray, maybe a lil gunpowder if you can get your hands on some…

That protest will smell terrible.

I think it’s for a Sikh holiday where they feed anyone for free.

It calls for 2kg of garlic, but you know you’re gonna end up using 5kg.

Use sparingly before putting 20L of oil in the mix

It’s a scaled recipe. The point is for even a modest cook you’d use the ghee sparingly

I did the math for the saffron too, it would be (the equivalence of) $300 in Sweden.

I also noticed that. Lol. Imagined a guy trying to desperately look up a substitute

I saw a video a while back about a charity in India and they had this custom… Structure within a building I suppose you’d call it… Where the sikh folks were cooking up an absolutely gargantuan amount of food. Huge fire had to be lit underneath it. The food pit looked around five meters / 15ft across.

The amounts of everything that went in are somewhat similar to what you’re reading in that recipe.

I’m trying to figure out a way to dig it out of the internet because it was a fascinating watch. If I manage it I’ll be back. Maybe someone else has seen the video I’m describing and will know where to look.

Nuclear silo, like the one that launched the manhole cover into space

In your mum’s cooking pot, duh

If you’re eating that much it’s probably more like 1 body weight per week

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