149 points

Me to The Emoji Movie:

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No, not harshly enough. They can’t keep getting away with it. Morons need to stop watching obvious garbage out of mindless curiosity.

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3 points

What should we watch?

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Anything but obvious cash grabs and uninspired spinoffs like the emoji movie.

Even stuff like The Room are WAY better even from a creative process standpoint. That thing is an adventure. The emoji movie is just a soulless product.

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69 points

I am so old

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24 points

A whole new generation younger than me is already being pandered to…

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15 points

I don’t know what any of the words in the title mean

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26 points

A bay is a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward.

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8 points

Thanks, always wondered

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6 points

This film won’t happen. Skibidi toilet had 15 mins of fame for generation alpha and only had legs from older generations not understanding it because it’s toilet humour and absurd.

The kids already don’t care about it. If the Minecraft movie went through development hell for 10 years, this movie is not getting made when they realise the kids already don’t give a shit.

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3 points

I’m in my 20s and this makes me cringe.

On one hand I’m happy for the creator getting rich, but the whole appeal of the shorts was that they’re high quality shitposts…

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60 points

Don’t fuck this up Michael Bay, we’re counting on you for a faithful adaptation.

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52 points

Skibidi gradually evolved into more than 70 1-to-5-minute mini-epics depicting the infinitely escalating war between the Toilets and the Cyborgs. Each video is explosive, violent and free of any discernible dialogue.

Should be right up his alley

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Yeah, except he’ll have to figure out a way to make the movie mostly about a forced love story between two characters completely unrelated to the original series, and only show anything Skibidi-related for like <1/2 the movie.

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5 points

And how does he get Megan Fox in it?

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13 points

All it requires is that the film ends with “What I’ve done” by Linking Park but this time it’s [s l o w e d + r e v e r b e d] [c h i l l m i x]

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8 points

Everyday we set one step farther away from the light of God and towards 2 hour long Idiocracy ass movies.

I can’t wait until m night shyamalan puts out an ass movie with a twist.

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56 points

You got to be fucking kidding me.

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54 points

But the meme is on its way out. We’re in ironic enjoyment of how cringe it is right now. Movies going to bomb

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30 points

Hollywood can’t move fast enough to capture that white hot meme heat

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4 points

Why do we think we’re just now getting a Borderlands movie?

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7 points

Movies going to bomb

great

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